sirfrogsworth:

I’ve just recently been talking about how I’m about to turn 40 and now my Facebook is full of erectile dysfunction remedies.

Nope, not feeling old at all.

And when my erectile starts dysfunctioning I’m gonna talk to my doctor, not click on a Facebook ad.

Especially not this one.

Also, that garden hose looks like it is doing fine.

0x1:

just can’t vibe with the kind of feminism that implies or states outright that the reason men mistreat women is because of some insurmountable biological difference rather than social phenomena. you’re not explaining or saying anything interesting about misogyny you’re just naturalizing it

lunah:

lunah:

do you guys wanna hear the latest drama among librarians across the country

Ask and I shall deliver

Okay so the latest drama is apparently there is a man calling across random libraries across the country and he’s asking for information on a court case specifically Brady v Maryland and when he calls he claims he doesn’t have a computer so he asks for the case to be read aloud to him

Here’s the thing. He is asking for uh not legal reasons but umm because he well….he well…he’s yknow 😳 And he’s called multiple libraries and done this and the FBI is supposedly involved and can’t catch this pervert that’s just calling libraries and getting off on librarians reading about some random court case

And apparently the dude called my work! And I wasn’t there for it but they put him on hold cause they were like “is it him…” so they got a male coworker to answer the phone and he immediately hung up and like hdjdhsjshhs?!? What is happening!!

daisiewilt:

willow:

sorry

pseudosciience:

pseudosciience:

pseudosciience:

remember in space jam when tbe main character had to go back in time and he tried to fuck his mom. that was really fucked up

futurama

BACK TO THE FUTURE

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

erinunu:

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purple-to-my-tangerine:

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enithinggoes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

new abyss just dropped

what features does it have over the old abyss?

arcade game and library

The hell are you talking about

what i said

new abyss dropped

there weren’t enough abysses so they built a new one. it has an arcade

What in the fuck

it’s called the Deep Dive Dubai, and as of a few days ago it’s the deepest swimming pool in the world! (surpassing Deepspot)

It’s a horrifying abyss of calamity luxury diving center that breaks the world record at 60m (196 feet) deep. For reference, imagine like…a 20 story apartment building. Which is what its design is based on actually—an abandoned apartment building! Fun lifelike props simulate environments you will find naturally occurring on the ocean floor (in a few centuries anyway, when the flood times come) including:

• a garage (car included)
• bathrooms (use is strongly frowned upon)
• an underwater library (well, it’s all underwater. nice magazine collection though)
• graffiti (i like the puffer fish with the shocked pikachu expression)
• chess table (eh)
• a functional arcade

yeah, i wasn’t kidding about the arcade.

they’ve got foosball and even……pool.

ko-fi

bidonicart:

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